Thy Journal

Erotic Eight

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:13:02 GMT

You know, I read through this test thing I wrote, and realized it's in dire need of updating. So here goes.

Your full name:: Joseph Wesley Robinson [Good Christ I spelled my name wrong last time.]
Age:: 17
Height:: 6' 4"
Natural hair color:: Brownishreddish
Eye color:: Hazel
Number of siblings:: Two.
Glasses/contacts?:: For drinking and getting 'the stuff' from, yes.
Piercing:: Nope. Got stabbed a few times before though.

FAVOURITE

Color:: Purple and a half.
Band:: I don't play faves with bands anymore.
Song:: Right now, that "In the Dark of the Night" song from Anastasia.
Stuffed animal:: Oscar.
Video game:: World of Warcraft, F.E.A.R, and Prey
TV show:: Uuuum... I'll get back to you on this one.
Movie:: Saw, Saw 2, soon to be Saw 3.
Book:: William Barton's 'When We Were Real'
Food:: Plasma. I dunno!
Flower:: http://files.myopera.com/Mathilda/albums/80079/flower_dog_03.jpg
Scent:: Still Lavender.
Animal:: Arctic Fox
Comic book:: Creech - Out for Blood
Cereal:: Screw cerial. Dunkin' Sticks and a bowl of coffee!
Website:: http://ditech.com/
Cartoon:: Venture Brothers, probably.

DO YOU

Play an instrument?:: Not anymore.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: Hell no. Not even one hour.
Like to sing?:: Yeah, I think.
Have a job?:: Nope.
Like to play sports?:: HELL no.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: No... u.u
Have a crush on someone?:: Yep.
Whats his/her name?:: Her name is Alexia.
Live somewhere NOT in the Canada?:: Seriously, "The Canada?"
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: Not... working ones.
Have any special talents/skills?:: I can fart the alphabet in Spanish.
Exercise daily?:: My hands and my mind. Yes.
Like school?:: Is this a rhetorical question?

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?:: "Zee!" *Zee walks in* "Why Ex double you teh U.V?"
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: Yes. Gawd. Shut up about it already.
Speak any other languages?:: Not fluantly.
Go a day without food?:: I wish.
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: Yes.
Roll your tongue?:: What the hell is rolling your tongue? I've spent two full friggin' years trying to figure this out!! Someone PLEASE help me!!
Eat a whole pizza?:: Bagel Bites count?

HAVE YOU EVER

Cried to get out of trouble?:: It's how I get out of everything. Even college essays.
Seen a shooting star?:: Yeah, but then I later found out it was an alien space craft and I sued the aliens for ruining my dreams.
Been to any other countries?:: Caneeda.
Solved a rubiks cube?:: Yes, but my definition of solving is giving up.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: Every. Single. Day.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: I still don't think that really happens.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: Yes, and I warn you people out there reading this, do NOT push all the buttons on the elevator! I did and it took me to the secret floor twenty six miles underground and a giant monster with whips for teeth and a cage in its stomach filled with screaming peoplelooked at me and said "NEVER COME BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!" and I never went back.
Been in love?:: I'm always in love. It's my job.
Been close to love?:: I used to live next door to Love.
Been to a casino?:: Yes. Smack dab in the middle of Bozo the Clown's playplace of roads, where Prince Charming came flying out of the clouds to smite me with his ray of a thousand mighties and he did and I died and I'M NOT FUGGING ALIVE RIGHT NOW DAMMIT!!
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: I do every day
Made homemade muffins?:: What's with the muffin fetish going around online?
Been to Disneyland/DisneyWorld?:: Used to go all the time.
More than 5 times?:: Have I ever more than five times? Yes. I've more than five timesed more than five times.
Been to Niagara falls?:: I fell off em in a dream.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth:: Couple years ago
Saw a movie in theaters:: About a week or two ago
Read a book:: A long time ago.
Had a snow day:: Never seen it snow.
Had a party:: A while back.
Had a slumber party:: A long. Long. Long time ago. With lots of ladies. And. Fireplaces.
Tripped in front of someone:: A long time ago. I cried. It scarred me for life. THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP!!
Went to the grocery store:: Couple days ago.

PICK ONE

Fruit/vegetables:: Demi. He's a fruit.
Black/white:: Blaque.
Lights on/lights off:: Orf.
TV/movie:: Moo V.
Car/truck:: DRIVE A TRACTOR FOR A CAR!!
Body spray/lotion:: Lotion Spray! =Q!!!!
Cash/check:: I cash checks. Ba dum TSSSSHHH!!
Pillows/blankets:: Pillows, no contest. No. Fugging. Contest.
Paint/charcoal:: Pencils and paper, GAWD!!
Chinese food/Mexican food:: Chinese. Orange Chicken.
Summer/winter:: Muster. The NETHER SEASON!!
Snow/rain:: http://www.deviantart.com/view/8457516/
Fog/misty:: Misty should kill Ash, he stole her bike >.<
Rock/rap:: Industrial.
Meat/vegetarian:: Meatatarianveggieplatter
Chocolate/vanilla:: Sprinkles.
Sprinkles/icing:: Wait, how'd that get up there?
Cake/pie:: Cie. No, PAKE!!
French toast/French fries:: Friezzzzz. I think.
Strawberries/blueberries:: Blueberries aren't blue. They're purple.
Ocean/swimming pool:: Pools with jellyfish in them would scare the living shit out of me.
Cookies/muffins:: Bakies.
Wallet/pocket:: Kangaroo Pouch. I have one. I swear.
Window/door:: GET OUT OF THE GLOOM!!
Pink/purple:: Purple.
Cat/dog:: Dawg ^_^
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: Short.
Pants/shorts:: Pamtz lawl
Winter break/spring break:: Splinter Cell. Still.
Spring/autumn:: Muster again.
Clouds/clear sky:: How does Cloud carry that damn sword?!?!
Moon/mars:: Planet Claw. Duh.

I....

am:: Some recluse always wanting what I know damn well I can't have.
want:: What I can't have.
need:: To brush my teeth more often.
crave:: What I can't... God, shut up!!
hate:: Perverts. Still.
did:: Something at some time.
feel:: A keyboard under my fingers. FUGGING DUH!! HELLOOOOO!?!?
miss:: Nemo still ;_;
am tired of:: Perverts.

SILLY STUFF

What is your favorite genre of music?:: Industrial.
What time is it now?:: 2:57 AM. God, I see that damn number everywhere! At least once a day. Haven't gone a day in six years without seeing that damn number!! 257, just like that!!
What day is it?:: Monday.
When’s the last time you called someone?:: I was once the most MYSTICAL man in all Russia!!
Are you hungry?:: Yes. God.
Whatcha doin?:: Typing this thing. Whaddyou think I'm doing?
Do you like parades?:: "If we put little wheels on the bottoms of our shoes we could just gliiiide arooound..."
Do you like the moon?:: We're not talking to each other. It cheated on me. LIKE A BITCH!! I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS, MOON, YOU SLUT!!
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: Put it in my LJ. Again.
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: The ability to create rocks. And I couldn't make em in the air to smash things, no, they'd already be on the ground.
Have you ever had a picnic?:: Who thought of the Battletoads!? That has to be the most random game ever.
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: A shirt is like a body sock! And the giant shoe I sleep in is... like... ... ...
Ever been camping?:: No. YES!!

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

funny?:: I laugh at my own stupidity sometimes.
pretty?:: Look at me. I have a glowing thumb. HELLO!?
sarcastic?:: No. No I'm not. I'm absolutely never sarcastic. No. I'm the only human in the world who's never been sarcastic in my entire life.
lazy?:: No, I'm a virgin.
hyper?:: Only when I collect three or more Ultra Spheres.
friendly:: Most definately.
smart?:: Yeah, and what!?
strong?:: Physically? Um... Big.
talented?:: Yeah probly. I bet I can do something really cool that I'm not figuring out. Why not? Because I'm sitting here. Writing this stupid test out. SEE WHAT YOU DID TO ME!? I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!!
dorky?:: Yes. No. Wait, I read the question wrong. Go back.

WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?:: No. No I would not.
Run away?:: From a horizontal helicopter peeling up the ground behind me with a really pissed off guy in one of those quartet singer hats and the pinstripe suit and all in the cockpit looking up at me like he wouldn't ever enjoy anything better than splattering me into paste? Yes. I'd run away. I'd run away as fast as I could fucking move.
Not take a shower for a week?:: Don't tell anyone...
Ask someone out?:: I wanna be asked out. ;_;
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: Probably. If it were Canada.
Do scuba diving?:: Yes. I would do scuba diving. Scuba diving's just so... HOT!! Who wouldn't do scuba diving!?
Write a books:: I write a books all the time. I am writing a books right now. My books is a good books.
Become a rockstar?:: Yeah, I'd be the fat guy who doesn't know how to play anything and just sits on a sofa on stage and everyone loves me for some reason like I'm the damn outcast that everyone thinks is hot and... wants their autograph...

LAST QUESTIONS [Thank you God]

What shampoo do you use?:: Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was ME!!
What kind of computer do you have?:: It glows blue. Woooooo.
What grade are you in?:: Far.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: Is this like, one of those questions where if you put yes they track you down and shoot you?
How many posters do you have in your room?:: I'm not counting.
How many cds do you have?:: I dunno. A fillion.
What time is it now?:: 1:29 AM.

Sexy Seven

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 20:45:51 GMT

Damn, I didn't know about this one o.O

Spiffy Six

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 20:28:55 GMT

Your full name:: Joseph Whesly Robinson e.e *wants a girlier name*
Age:: 15
Height:: 6' 4"
Natural hair color:: I swear to Goddess, it's brown, but everyone says it's red
Eye color:: I have no clue, I think they change... mood eyes o.O
Number of siblings:: One... wait, 2 XB
Glasses/contacts?:: My eyes are fine
Piercing:: None yet o.O;;

FAVOURITE

Color:: Poiple
Band:: VNV Nation
Song:: VNV Nation - Genesis
Stuffed animal:: Churchill o.O
Video game:: Painkiller - Heaven's Got a Hitman
TV show:: I dunno, I don't watch TV much.
Movie:: Equilibrium
Book:: The Squa'ar, by me ^_^
Food:: Goldfish cheese crackers o.O;;
Flower:: Corpse Flower.
Scent:: Lavender @_@
Animal:: Arctic Fox
Comic book:: Creech - Out for Blood
Cereal:: Berry Berry Kix o__O
Website:: http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/dubdub.php
Cartoon:: I dunno, don't watch much cartoon o.O

DO YOU

Play an instrument?:: Used to play clarinet o.O
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: No
Like to sing?:: Yep
Have a job?:: Prolly not
Like to play sports?:: Definately not
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: Not yet
Have a crush on someone?:: More than that ^_^
Whats his/her name?:: Ashleigh
Live somewhere NOT in the Canada?:: The Canada? o.O
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: Nope
Have any special talents/skills?:: Alot ^_^
Exercise daily?:: Nope
Like school?:: Who does?

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?:: That's scientifically impossible
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: I do all the time ^_^
Speak any other languages?:: Not fluantly
Go a day without food?:: Yep
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: Yep
Roll your tongue?:: ...Roll my tongue? o_O
Eat a whole pizza?:: Phoenetically Impossible o.O

HAVE YOU EVER

Cried to get out of trouble?:: It's the only way out ^_^
Seen a shooting star?:: Yep, scary stuff
Been to any other countries?:: I think so o.O
Solved a rubiks cube?:: Fug no
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: My PJ's are my regular clothes o.o
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: Not yet >.>
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: Uh-huh ^_^
Been in love?:: Still am
Been close to love?:: Um... Back when it was only a crush >.>
Been to a casino?:: Yep, didn't gamble though
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: I do every day
Made homemade muffins?:: No, but now I wanna
Been to Disneyland/DisneyWorld?:: Used to go all the time
More than 5 times?:: What??? OH! Yes, many more
Been to Niagara falls?:: In a dream. *sniff*

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth:: Couple months ago
Saw a movie in theaters:: About a month ago
Read a book:: And finished it? I dunno... 5 years old mebbe o.O
Had a snow day:: Never seen it snow in my life
Had a party:: Three days ago ^_^
Had a slumber party:: Three years ago ^_^
Tripped in front of someone:: On purpose? Every day ^_^
Went to the grocery store:: Couple days ago

PICK ONE

Fruit/vegetables:: Demi
Black/white:: Evil. Er... Black
Lights on/lights off:: Off
TV/movie:: Moveh
Car/truck:: Bus
Body spray/lotion:: Lotion
Cash/check:: Cash
Pillows/blankets:: Pillows, no contest
Paint/charcoal:: Charcoal
Chinese food/Mexican food:: Never had Chinese
Summer/winter:: Autumn ^_^ [Winter]
Snow/rain:: http://www.deviantart.com/view/8457516/
Fog/misty:: Misty should kill Ash, he stole her bike >.<
Rock/rap:: Rock
Meat/vegetarian:: I don't eat meat too often but I ain't vegetarian o.O
Chocolate/vanilla:: Choconilla
Sprinkles/icing:: Icing o.o;
Cake/pie:: Cake
French toast/French fries:: German toast o.O
Strawberries/blueberries:: Straw >.>
Ocean/swimming pool:: Pool
Cookies/muffins:: MUFFINS!! *bows down*
Wallet/pocket:: Procket ^_^
Window/door:: Windoor o.o
Pink/purple:: Can't pick... Prinkle o.O
Cat/dog:: Cat-Dog? That's a terrible show. Uh... Dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: Whatever I grab first
Pants/shorts:: Pants!!
Winter break/spring break:: Splinter Cell
Spring/autumn:: Winter ^_^ [Autumn]
Clouds/clear sky:: Clouds, they're purtier
Moon/mars:: Planet Claw, ever seen War Planets?

I....

am:: Bitchfuck ^_^
want:: Kittyfuck ^_^
need:: Some...thing
crave:: Muffins?
hate:: Perverts
did:: n't do it! C.C
feel:: Good?
miss:: Nemoooo <.>
am tired of:: Perverts

SILLY STUFF

What is your favorite genre of music?:: Industrial
What time is it now?:: Industrial. Oh! I mean, 1:17 PM
What day is it?:: Fridee
When’s the last time you called someone?:: Back when I was 9
Are you hungry?:: Might be
Whatcha doin?:: Running Spyware remover stuff
Do you like parades?:: No but I like Charades ^_^
Do you like the moon?:: Yeah, it's teh pertiness
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: Put it in my LJ
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: Teleportation ^_^
Have you ever had a picnic?:: No o.o;
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: Nothin' but em! . . . No, I'm not
Ever been camping?:: Many a time

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

funny?:: Yes
pretty?:: Extremely
sarcastic?:: Hell no
lazy?:: Hell yes
hyper?:: Sometimes
friendly:: Very
smart?:: Yes!!
strong?:: Lower body, not upper o.o;
talented?:: *shrug*
dorky?:: No

WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?:: Nu!! O.O!!!
Run away?:: Yes... -.-;
Not take a shower for a week?:: Don't tell anyone...
Ask someone out?:: I'd be WAY too nervous to ask Ashleigh out
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: If it were Canada, yes
Do scuba diving?:: Do? You mean 'GO'? Um... no
Write a books:: I'm writing a few book
Become a rockstar?:: Prolly not

LAST QUESTIONS

What shampoo do you use?:: Don't
What kind of computer do you have?:: A good one
What grade are you in?:: Uh... 11th? No! 10th
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: Nah, that's rude
How many posters do you have in your room?:: Two
How many cds do you have?:: A... lot?
What time is it now?:: 1:16 PM ^_^

Wicka Wicka Five

Wed, 07 Jan 2004 04:25:09 GMT

Event, I drew the illenest golem ever, he's big and ruff and buff and honkey-tonkin'! He's awesome.

It's a random sketch, I'll be posting it on my Deviant site, so you can all ENJOY!! it =D

Well, that's all for today, off with me now =3

From the Numba' to the FOUR!

Tue, 06 Jan 2004 02:48:19 GMT

Well, fourth journal. I started the comic, but barely. The first page only has three storyboard squares so far o.O

And... That's all I can think of >.> Short journal this time, sorry folks o.O

McThird McJournal

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:28:41 GMT

Well, third's a charm, so I'm unna state the same thing I'm stating on DA. My comic ish beginning TODAY! O.O!!!

That's right, the comic, if you still want your character to be in it, tell me, any time works because I'm not gonna introduce every character right off the bat =P

The storyboard for episode one begins right NEW!!

Day twooooo

Sat, 03 Jan 2004 21:54:59 GMT

Guess what y'all!? I feel like a Poog, and y'all can't do anything about it... Y'all!

I'm just updating this because it rocks my socks. Ok, today I did some stuff with stuff, and my brother brought his lap-a-ma-top into this room so he could internet behind me. On my bed. Where I am not at.

Other than that, I've been on Cokemusic.com for like an hour today getting my music mixes shouted at, and got about 4,000 thumbs downs because my music sucked bad. No I'm j-to the-k, I got a bunch of decibles for my music, because it was kick arse.

Beside from that, an update is required for my FF7 Anthrosization Project, or the FF7AP! So far I have this much mcdone:

Cloud Strife.
Tifa Lockheart.
50% of Barret Wallace.

Aside from the that, I feel crazy about my geometric life. So, y'all rock. Get outta my life!! >.<

jk, y'all are awesome! ^.^

Thy First Entry

Fri, 02 Jan 2004 18:20:30 GMT

This is an event? Damn it gives you a big box for these. Anyway, this is my first crazy entry thing that I felt like writing. Massive blasphemy! Anyways, I'm gonna fill this fulla chill words! Dude! Wicked! Iced! Totally! Awesome! Radical! Gnarly! Quiggle! Buzz word! Bombostic! Trigonomotry! Adamantium!

Enough of those. So this is my live journal huh? Today I feel triggy, that means cool. I've been working on a new kind of art thing, where I turn characters from video games into furries, or Anthrosize them! Sometimes I think I should go make all 150 Pokemon into furries but... that would take a million years.

Journal 1! COME-PLETE!!

My Lingerie
Your LJ Username
Have you ever worn lingerie?
Your Lingerie
Accessories
Shoes

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